CHRISCAIRN Kennels Humor




New Breeds


  • The following breeds are now being considered for recognition by the AKC:
  • * Collie + Lhasa Apso
  • Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

  • * Spitz + Chow Chow
  • Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

  • * Pointer + Setter
  • Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

  • * Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
  • Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

  • * Pekingese + Lhasa Apso
  • Peekasso, an abstract dog

  • * Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
  • Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

  • * Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
  • Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

  • * Newfoundland + Basset Hound
  • Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

  • * Terrier + Bulldog
  • Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

  • * Bloodhound + Labrador
  • Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

  • * Malamute + Pointer
  • Moot Point, owned by...oh well, it doesn't matter anyway

  • * Collie + Malamute
  • Commute, a dog that travels to work

  • * Deerhound + Terrier
  • Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

  • * Bull Terrier + Shih Tzu
  • Bull Shih Tzu, a gregarious but unreliable breed


     







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