CHRISCAIRN Kennels Humor




REDNECK MEDICAL DICTIONARY

  • Benign.........................What you be after you be eight.
  • Artery.........................The study of paintings.
  • Bacteria.......................Back door to cafeteria.
  • Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die.
  • Cesarean Section...............A neighborhood in Rome.
  • CAT scan........................Searching for kitty.
  • Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her.
  • Colic..........................A sheep dog.
  • Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
  • D & C..........................Where Washington is.
  • Dilate.........................To live long.
  • Enema..........................Not a friend.
  • Fester.........................Quicker than someone else.
  • Fibula.........................A small lie.
  • Genital........................Non-Jewish person.
  • G.I. Series....................World Series of military baseball.
  • Hangnail.......................What you hang your coat on.
  • Impotent.......................Distinguished, well known.
  • Labor Pain.....................Getting hurt at work.
  • Medical Staff..................A Doctor's cane.
  • Morbid.........................A higher offer than I bid.
  • Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
  • Node...........................I knew it.
  • Outpatient.....................A person who has fainted.
  • Pap Smear......................A fatherhood test.
  • Pelvis.........................Second cousin to Elvis.
  • Post Operative.................A letter carrier.
  • Recovery Room..................Place to do upholstery.
  • Rectum.........................What happens when two or more cars come together
  • Secretion......................Hiding something.
  • Seizure........................Roman emperor.
  • Tablet.........................A small table.
  • Terminal Illness...............Getting sick at the airport.
  • Tumor..........................More than one.
  • Urine..........................Opposite of you're out.
  • Varicose.......................Near by/close by


     







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