CHRISCAIRN Kennels Humor


You say you're a dog lover. Then you'll find yourself in the prickly position of having to choose between your dog and a human partner. So here's a test to help you decide.

  • (A) DOG

  • - Drinks tap water
  • - Eats dry dog food
  • - 'Til death do us part
  • - Wears an $8.99 collar
  • - Requires weekly grooming
  • - Protects life and property
  • - 100 percent loyal
  • - Can't cook

  • (B) PERSON

  • - Drinks your champagne
  • - Eats steak and lobster
  • - 'Til someone else comes along
  • - Wears an $899 Armani suit
  • - Ties up the bathroom daily
  • - Requires security system
  • - Loyalty: 50-50
  • - Can't cook

  • For every check in column A, score 10 points.
  • For every check in column B, subtract 10 points

    Scores

  • 0-80; Dog stays, love interest goes

  • 80-0; Love interest goes, dog stays

    (from the December issue of the CTCC Newsletter)



     







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    If you would like more information, please contact us at:

     


    CHRISCAIRN Kennels REG'd

    Address: Site 22, Comp 8

    RR #5, Station Main

    Prince Albert, SK

    S6V 5R3

    Canada

    garry@chriscairn.com

    chris@chriscairn.com

    Phone: 306-764-2437

    Fax: 306-922-0411

     


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